You can't special order awesome
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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