it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We were destined to go to rehab together
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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