Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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