If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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