I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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