Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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