worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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