I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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