I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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