5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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