Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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