This girl is more easily done than said...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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