Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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