so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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