I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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