You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
