I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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