I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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