so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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