you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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