aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I stole a fireplace last night.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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