you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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