got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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