good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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