I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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