Duck Duck Cougar?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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