i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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