Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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