I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
two words: eviction party
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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