butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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