Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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