went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Randomize
