i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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