idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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