He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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