Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
