get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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