i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
