...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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