I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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