I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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