I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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