My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
false alarm, still single
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