no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
