went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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