I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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