did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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