come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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