Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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