She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we're making bets on your personal life
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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