I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
