shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had sex on a roof
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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