Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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