he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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